What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞
A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
A fireman a policeman and a carpenter went on a fishing trip, the fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers and they are half brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father but they are not brothers, how is this possible?
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What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
the fish do nothing that is defenly a bad joke
What do you call a fish with no I A fshhhhhh
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Do fish have tits? Fish tits
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What do you call a goldfish that got third place. A bronze fish
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
