What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire, Hot Wheels
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire now we call him hot wheels
Give a man a match he'll be warm for hours Light the Man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Boss: You're fired. Me: *pauses porn* Why?
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of...
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Give a man a match he will be warm for hours Set him on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him HOT WHEELS
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
