Fired jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What is red and puts out fire?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The sun is fire.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.