"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire
Hot wheels
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
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Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
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Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
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boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
