Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
How do you make a cat go "woof"? .... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
i put someone in a wheelchair in to the fire and called him hot weels
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"