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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
i put someone in a wheelchair in to the fire and called him hot weels
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
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What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
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Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
