Fired jokes
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.