When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
Twin towers is on fire🔥
Terrorist is on a streak of 2
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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Give a man a match he'll be warm for a few hours.... Light him on fire he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
