When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.