Fired jokes
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
can fire catch on fire?
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Superman has been called to a huge house fire. Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!" Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--" Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.