What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
2001/9/11 that day was fire
I got sent to the principal office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, “HOTWHEELS!”
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
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Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
