Fired jokes
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Memes
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Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in Ăľis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiĂľ Ăľe walls now.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.