Fired jokes
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.