Fired jokes
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.