Fired jokes
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.