whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire? Hot wheels
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Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
i had a job a banana factory i got fired because i threw away the bent one's
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Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
what do you call a wheel chair on fire... hot wheels
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
When you name yourself twin towers and the terrorist in Kahoot. Twin towers are on fire The terrorist has a streak of two
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
