got fired from the bank yesterday
they caught me drinking on the job
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire
Hot wheels
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
i had a job a banana factory i got fired because i threw away the bent one's
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
I got sent to the principal office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, “HOTWHEELS!”
2001/9/11 that day was fire
