Fired Jokes

One time there was a happy lil girl then one day her teacher asked how many legs and arms do a pineapple have she said girl: You know those pokey things on it thats how many Teacher says: Thats dumb they have zero. then the next day the girl set a fire in her house and then she burned her legs and arms then she survived went to school then the teacher said i heard your house went on fire and btw you know you don ́t have no arms or legs right the girl said OK then the question the teacher asked yesterday asked the girl again she said what do u call a girl with no legs or arms? the teacher said ANSWER MY QUESTION the girl said OK OK the girl said 13 the teacher said PINEAPPLES DO NOT EVEN HAVE LEGS Then the teacher had to calm down then the teacher said to the girl ask a question whatever u want then the girl said ok and im sorry teacher teacher said its ok i need a break the girl said what do u call a girl without legs or arms someone from the class her name was nia she said a worm she said NO!!! the teacher said CALM DOWN JUST TELL US WHAT the girl said OK then the girl said it.......And yall who is reading my story guess what the answer is before i tell u and btw the girls name is sunny back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE then when the teacher was calm she told her to sit down then the teacher read a story The Three Little pigs then the girl went home she got a new house then lived happily ever after

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!

whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me

Why are fire trucks 🚒 big? To hang out with the fire fighters 🧯

POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after

hi got fired oh don,t know which fire oh the that i got burned on the volcano

Me always :

Friends: Dude, you need to accept that
Disney fired you, and move on with your life
Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:
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But do you know how productive anger can make you?
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what do you call stephen hawkling on fire? hot wheels

What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion & shooting!

whats black and at the top of the starecase stephen hawkings after a house fire

What do you call a wheelchair on fire

Hot weels

what red and put out fire?

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear

ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

Finally my father came early from office today, I am very happy

fired from job

LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)