Fired jokes
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.