What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
What do u call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place? Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
