I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick
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What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
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Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
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What do u call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
