Fired jokes

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!