Fired Jokes

How did the bullet lose its job it got fired

Dick, you're fired.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job? Because he got fired.

this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS

what does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire Hot Wheels

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage and he’s mad. I got fired...

LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!

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i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section

What begins in F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck

How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.