Fired jokes

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS!

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!