Fired jokes

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.