A man said his bars are lit I said No because mine are fire
How did the bullet lose its job it got fired
what does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
are u the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo inside u
what did the fox say to the fire You look hot
What do you call a gay kid on fire
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it hotwheels
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire Hot Wheels
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
what do u call a disabled person in a fire? HOT WHEELS
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? Because he got fired.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
what do all rangas have in common
they all look like wild fires
What’s black and at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking during a house fire
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
