Fired jokes

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'