Fired jokes

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."