Fired jokes

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS!

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...