Fired Jokes

I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section

I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over

Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place? Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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what do you call stephen hawking's toes on fire. Hot wheels

What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.

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sets fire to computer

What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out

Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.