Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Where can you find the most dads. Milk island.
why couldn't the blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night
Your hairline legit looks the Himalayan mountain range except you need binoculars to find it
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
bro my forehead is so big whenever i need to find something on it i need the exact coordinates
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you
