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A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window

My disabled dad went to the grocery store

He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him

Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle

roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."

part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you

Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most

A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo

This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family

the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed

Family feud after finding out about Alabama

Yo mama so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys WOULD find her attractive

a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow

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My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.

If you have sex and your African parents find out

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.

How do you find a red neck virgin?

Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.