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What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.