Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
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I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
