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Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Why can't orphans steal bases?

Because they can't find home.