Find jokes

Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why can't orphans steal bases?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.