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What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

Why can't orphans steal bases?

Because they can't find home.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.