Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hellš
i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you
i couldn't find my cat. and then my pillow started meowing.
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
why cant ophans play base ball ..............................because the cant find home
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
I suck at baseball I canāt find home plate oh wait
kid: finds gini lamp wishes to be batman gini: your now a orphan
madeline mcannot find her
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
I WANNA SEE THIS PIC OF ME IN A BRA! WHERE DO I FIND IT!!!???
Why do orphans play baseball becuase they try to find š”
Why did ama cross the road
To find his dad
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
the DNA told the taylor that he couldnt find his genes
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
