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Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

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What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

What gun can’t you find in Africa?

A water gun.

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.