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Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

What gun can’t you find in Africa?

A water gun.

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!