Finance jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

I used to be a banker...

But then I lost interest.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.