You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
