What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Film Jokes
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
