Film jokes
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Porn.
Cameron Boyce
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"