Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Octopussy.
