Film jokes
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Porn.
Cameron Boyce
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!