The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."