The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
