Film jokes
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.