Film jokes
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.