if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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