Film jokes
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!