How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn't come out yet
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
