What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Film Jokes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
