Film jokes
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?