Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
