I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.