what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the rings
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
What is and orphans favorite move
Home Alone
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject
I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
when i saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, i told him to censor that a-hole. when i saw the completed product, he censored me. then i killed him.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
