My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.