You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
