What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
