Film

Film Jokes

Jack

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Version

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Mexican

Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

A: Alien vs. Predator.

Abu

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

Funeral

Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.

His parents weren't too happy.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Artist

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Law

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

Cat

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Sense

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.