Fight Jokes

Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition

You fighting? More like you dying!

I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.

Wanna hook from Mount cook

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

what did pepper say to spray hey spray im pepper and i think we should fight crime!!!!!

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

whats WWE called in Africa? Shadow fight

Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained

Toilet paper fight hat

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

why did the old man win in a fight becaues he was stresed

In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"