Fight jokes
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"