Fight

Fight Jokes

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?

Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

1

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

2

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time

Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”