What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
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Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
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Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
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we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
