Field Jokes

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home

What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone

Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)

Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs

What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

but it's pasture bed time.

Touch Down

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".