There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is
what's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies
My boner
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield
What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
what can't a orphan play base ball they can't find home base
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
