Field jokes
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
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He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why couldn鈥檛 the kid play baseball? Because he couldn鈥檛 find home.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Touch Down.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.