After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Touch Down.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
