Field jokes
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.