Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
whats white with black spots? a cotton field from above
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
If you have emo kid army they'll kill them selves before they get to the field
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle? Beef strokin' off
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
your hairline so long they mistake your forehead for a football field
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
