Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Fiction Jokes
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
