Fear jokes
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!