Fear jokes
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
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