Fear jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
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Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.