Fear jokes
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.