Fear jokes
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.