Fear

Fear jokes

Phone Call

    • I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*

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    • Fear memes

    Pregnancy

    • What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"

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    • Woman

    • So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.

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    • Bomb

    • Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

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    • Fetus

    • What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?

    They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"

    Plane

    • This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

    But, it's like a plane pizza.

    Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

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    • Rape

    • Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

    Braille

    • I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

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