Fear jokes
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.