Fear jokes
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.