Fear jokes
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.