Fear jokes
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.