Fear jokes
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Memes
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."