What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
