Fear jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Memes
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"