Fear jokes
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.