Fear jokes
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.