Fear jokes
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.