Fear jokes
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
I hate nightmares.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.