Fear jokes
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.