Fear jokes
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Memes
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.