Fear jokes
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫