What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
