Fear jokes
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Lemme tell you a little story.
It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
It’s Anne Frank.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.