Fear Jokes

Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS

There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!

why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something

What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!

Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me

What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you

I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"