How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.