Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
this isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄
Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
