Favorite jokes
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.