Favorite jokes

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

Rhyme racing.

What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?

Buns.

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

What is a cow's favorite dance move?

The milkshake.

What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?

A xylophone.

What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast food!

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What are an orphan's favorite shoes?

White Vans.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.