Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.