Favorite jokes
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!