Favorite jokes
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!