Favorite jokes

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?

A van.

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

What's a booty's favorite dance move?

THE BUM BOUNCE!

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

Stroke victims are my heroes.

My favorite is Louis C.K.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.