Favorite jokes

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?

A van.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

What's a convict's favorite chore?

Weeding.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

What's a rapist's favorite scale?

C Minor.

Stroke victims are my heroes.

My favorite is Louis C.K.