Favorite jokes
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.