Favorite jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."