What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Favorite Jokes
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
