Favorite jokes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"