Favorite jokes
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.