A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
The only joke my dad ever made was me
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
why do orphan love mcdonalds
because the initials is like mother and father
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader? Because he's their father.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
