Why do orphans like to go to church Because they actually have a father there
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why cant a orphan be gay~ They have no one to call daddy
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big "dick"? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
My Great Great Great grandpa killed hitler
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious. Because they can finally call someone father.
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
Why did the orphan go to church? So they had someone to call Father
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father