A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."
What did the orphan say to his father? Nothing he doesn't have one.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
Parents.......
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
What the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
