Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Khalil Abubakar

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You are a fat pig.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.