Fat jokes
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Khalil Abubakar
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
You are a fat pig.