Fat jokes
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
You are a fat pig.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.