Fat jokes
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Fat Lever.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your mum!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!