Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Khalil Abubakar
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.