Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.