Fat jokes
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You are a fat pig.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
I eat ass.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!