Fat jokes
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.