Fat jokes

Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You are a fat pig.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.