Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.