Fat

Fat jokes

Indian

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Man

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

Hairline

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Slice

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Mama

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Worker

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.