Fat jokes
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You are a fat pig.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.