Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Khalil Abubakar
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
teacher WHAT do you call sex making out with a ciw
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
"Your fat as a cow."
"......."
"nope"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
