Fat jokes
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Khalil Abubakar
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?