Fat jokes

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.