Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Ur fat.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.