teacher WHAT do you call sex making out with a ciw
you mama so fat she filed um min crafts block limit lol XD
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful. And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him. And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny. Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
"Your fat as a cow."
"......."
"nope"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
You are a fat pig
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why don't you see any more fat chinese men? Because the last chinese man was in WW2.
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1
your hairline is do fat that when you meet santa your fatter then him and your mom.
Yo mama so fat. That when she went to take a crap... SHE COULDNT EVEN TAKE A CRAP!!!!
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
