Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!