Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 life if you didnt weigh a thousand
i love eating hisokas big fat juicy c*ck
you mama so fat when she stepped on the skail it said one at a time
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
You're so fat, you caused the titanic to sink
ur fat
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
What do you call a fat midget
- A pig
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
