Levi and Andrew are fat.
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
The chicken is so fat.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
