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Fat jokes

Tech

Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?

Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!

Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?

Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!

Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?

Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...

TWO HOURS LATER

Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!

AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER

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  • Weight

    Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

    Mama

    Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

    Guy

    Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

    Scooter

    The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

    Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Saw that shit on Roblox.

    Yo Momma

    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

    Friend

    Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

    Mom

    Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?