Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.