Fat jokes

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Your mom gay.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."