Fat jokes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
The chicken is so fat.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩