Fat jokes
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.