Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
ur fat
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
