Fat

Fat Jokes

Weight

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Guy

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

Scooter

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

Mom

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Friend

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Mom

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.