Fat jokes
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.