Fat jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You look as fat as a pig.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!