Fat jokes
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
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Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.