Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
