Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat!

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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