Fat jokes
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Americans are fat.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Harrison
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.