Fat jokes
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.