You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
