Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
