You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your so fat the only thing you could be for halloween was the coolaid man
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
Your mama so fat when her husband said let’s go to the Super Bowl she bought a spoon
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
You are so fat, that when you wear a yellow raincoat, that a running person behind you shouted "TAXI!"
Ur so fat u sunk captain crunch’s ship. Ur so fat ur blood type is Nutella.
Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
Joe mama so fat her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Yo mommas so fat it takes her 1000000 hours on the toilet.
