Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Fat Jokes
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
