Fat

Fat jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.