Fat jokes
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.